Showing posts with label How Can You Not Like. Show all posts
Showing posts with label How Can You Not Like. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

How Can You Not Like.....Black Girls

Whats Happening People

As promised in my last post I'm going to follow up with my reasons for not understanding people finding black girls unattractive. Having friends from different backgrounds I've noticed that black girls stock is falling in conversations about the best looking and rising in the conversations that deal with...well...shit we don't want to deal with.

First I'm going to address those out there with less than perfect vision. I'm just going to assume that you can't see so well, if you think they aren't any black girls that fit in the "Amazing Looks" category.Here you go, get as close to the screen as you need to and don't be too embarrassed to squint at your own computer.

Second up I'm going to tackle the black girls have an attitude issue. To be honest there is no way around it having a girl with an attitude is going to cause headaches, but for this kind of pain you don't take Advil . Yes she will probably start fights and leave the both of you mad at each other, but that just sets the stage for what will be the best part of the relationship....make up sex. Anyone who's had make up sex or angry sex knows its pretty hard to have any better kind of sex. If your girl has an attitude all the time that just gives you better chances of taking you anger out on her in the bedroom. It's like playing high stakes poker with an endless supply of aces up your sleeve, you got the game in the bag.
Last up I'm just going to say not all black girls have fat asses just like not all black men can dunk, but man when they do its a sight to behold.
This is the undeniable recipe for a likable black girl, look I know not every black girl has all three of these qualities but I'm sure you can find a girl with 2 out of the 3 and that ain't bad.

P.S
For those that want to know the girls in the pics (excluding the angry one) are in order Angel Tara, ERICA MENA , K.D. AUBERT and BUFFIE THE BODY.

Jungle Commando

Saturday, July 26, 2008

How Could You Not Like...White Girls?

Whats happening people
I was always told if you don't know the answer to something ask questions. That is the only way to learn and I'm doing it here because I feel like a 4th grader taking advanced physics with this one. I have met and made friends with people from a wide variety of races, ethnicity's and cultural backgrounds and the statement i hear pop up during conversations with all of them is " I don't like ___ girls.". To me a remark like that can't be true because there is no way you've met every ___ girl in order to you don't like them. This post is for the people out there who think they don't like white girls.

How can you not like white girls?

For starters if you live in America the majority of females are white which means there everywhere even if you live in the "hood" there on t.v can you honestly say that you don't like most of the girls you see in your life time?

Secondly the popular perception of white girls is that they are (how can i put this nicely) more sexually social so unless your the type who tells girls "your not ready." and "please don't touch me there." you should be able to find a while girl that you can get along with really well.

Last but not least white girls come in different flavors so depending on your tastes or even you mood you can find a white girl to fit you.( picture me saying this in an infomercial voice for the full effect)

There are blond girls for when you want to feel smart, brunettes when you want some attitude and red heads when you feel like gambling cause you never know what your going to get with them.
There you go I just have you 3 reasons why I can't understand someone not liking white girls be sure to check back next time when I tackle black girls and try to spread some jungle fever.

P.S
No offense to Scarlett Johansson, Kelly Brook or Lindsay Lohan I'm not calling you out specifically for being not to smart , having and attitude or being random I just picked you 3 because your eye candy its the curse of good looks haha.

Jungle Commando