Wednesday, July 30, 2008

How Can You Not Like.....Black Girls

Whats Happening People

As promised in my last post I'm going to follow up with my reasons for not understanding people finding black girls unattractive. Having friends from different backgrounds I've noticed that black girls stock is falling in conversations about the best looking and rising in the conversations that deal with...well...shit we don't want to deal with.

First I'm going to address those out there with less than perfect vision. I'm just going to assume that you can't see so well, if you think they aren't any black girls that fit in the "Amazing Looks" category.Here you go, get as close to the screen as you need to and don't be too embarrassed to squint at your own computer.

Second up I'm going to tackle the black girls have an attitude issue. To be honest there is no way around it having a girl with an attitude is going to cause headaches, but for this kind of pain you don't take Advil . Yes she will probably start fights and leave the both of you mad at each other, but that just sets the stage for what will be the best part of the relationship....make up sex. Anyone who's had make up sex or angry sex knows its pretty hard to have any better kind of sex. If your girl has an attitude all the time that just gives you better chances of taking you anger out on her in the bedroom. It's like playing high stakes poker with an endless supply of aces up your sleeve, you got the game in the bag.
Last up I'm just going to say not all black girls have fat asses just like not all black men can dunk, but man when they do its a sight to behold.
This is the undeniable recipe for a likable black girl, look I know not every black girl has all three of these qualities but I'm sure you can find a girl with 2 out of the 3 and that ain't bad.

P.S
For those that want to know the girls in the pics (excluding the angry one) are in order Angel Tara, ERICA MENA , K.D. AUBERT and BUFFIE THE BODY.

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